Scarier than Chucky

Ok, why is McCain all buff, ripped and oiled up(are those nipples??) -- and Obama looks like a five year old wearing his Daddy's tuxedo?

Bias in the media is bad enough, but now the Barbie/action figure industry?? PEOPLE. Where's the outrage?? Where are Obama's surrogates demanding equal nipple exposure??

And I refuse -- REFUSE -- to post the Sarah Palin slutty-school girl doll or the sexy Sarah Palin Angelina action figure. Obviously made by a man.

Excuse me...I have to go raid my daughter's barbie collection -- most of which have shaved heads and encountered some sort of tragic firecracker/citronella-candle accident. "Extreme Makeover: Sarah Palin Edition."