Last night's RNC finale was dazzling! Jaw-dropping! Sparkling! Oh, wait -- you think I'm talking about McCain's speech? Ha! No, silly -- I fell asleep halfway through THAT. It was Cindy's wardrobe ensemble that knocked me off the couch:
"Vanity Fair editors estimated that McCain's fierce saffron shirt dress with the popped collar, diamond earrings, four-strand pearl necklace, white Chanel watch and strappy shoes totaled up to $313,100." -- Melanie Coffee, Associated Press
This proves the Queen of the Vampires/Lizard People(she's one of those, I'm just not sure which) is not only creepy, she's SMART. I mean, what better way to convey that you and your husband represent hardworking, blue-collar Americans than to dress like Anna Wintour on a batshitcrazy shopping binge?
Her outfit last night cost more than most American's HOMES. Oh, and speaking of homes:
When asked how many houses he owns, John McCain answered, "I think — I'll have my staff get to you...It's condominiums where — I'll have them get to you." -- 8/21/08, Politico
Good thing the McCain's aren't elitist like that Barack Obama.
Wait, what?
Let’s hang out tonight together in bed. Your bed. But I’ll just be there
electronically. This sounds weird. Hold on. Let me explain…
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So! Lots to share because I am forever behind but first, tonight I’m doing
a free zoom book tour stop through Nowhere where I’ll be reading HOW TO BE
OKAY ...
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