Here's a fun read:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081205/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_mideast

In the words of Steve Martin, my literary and comedic idol (and on whom I've been crushin' major since I was 12 -- the first time I read "Cruel Shoes"), I believe George Bush can make this country what it once was...a large Arctic region covered with ice.

Ok, he said it about Ronald Reagan, but hey -- Open quote, insert shrub. I mean Bush. No, SHRUB (That there's what ya call 'literary strategery').