Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last.
Here’s what I want you to know.
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This is not what I wanted to write. I wanted to write about how I’m about
to go on book tour for my new book in a few days. Instead I am writing
about the ...
1 week ago

Nice Santa monkey emoticon!
ReplyDeleteThanks! But you -- you're like the Pablo Picasso of monkey emoticons!
ReplyDeleteOr that guy who did the Mona Lisa? Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah, you're like him. Mona Monkey.