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This month's Key Word Searches that landed people on my blog:
I am totally starting a garage band and calling it Crap Ninja Hauler.
Or, My Dog's Crap.
Or, Dogs Crap Ninja. DING!
Dogs Crap Nina's first single? "Bite My Cookie Breakdown." Featuring Steve Martin on banjo. And Rachel Ray on mouth harp. Cuz, you know she'd rock that thing...
To the person who consulted the Googlenets in search of "big boobies blog": I sowwy.
Oh. My favorite keyword search? Ironically, it's also the name of Dogs Crap Ninja's second single, featuring Ciara: "Payback's a Bitch mofo."
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Filling a void with a cuter void.
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So last week Victor and Hailey and I went to socialize feral shelter
kittens and the kittens were all like, “fuck you guys” and hid but there
was this lank...
5 days ago

Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteMY favorite is "leno with eight babies." I might consider watching him then.
Only if he was breastfeeding them at the time...
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