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This month's Key Word Searches that landed people on my blog:
I am totally starting a garage band and calling it Crap Ninja Hauler.
Or, My Dog's Crap.
Or, Dogs Crap Ninja. DING!
Dogs Crap Nina's first single? "Bite My Cookie Breakdown." Featuring Steve Martin on banjo. And Rachel Ray on mouth harp. Cuz, you know she'd rock that thing...
To the person who consulted the Googlenets in search of "big boobies blog": I sowwy.
Oh. My favorite keyword search? Ironically, it's also the name of Dogs Crap Ninja's second single, featuring Ciara: "Payback's a Bitch mofo."
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Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
2 days ago

Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteMY favorite is "leno with eight babies." I might consider watching him then.
Only if he was breastfeeding them at the time...
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