This is definitely an "after:"
Trying to maintain a little dignity.
Wompus grew weary of hearing,
"You remind me of the disemboweling scene from Braveheart!" And so Wompus begged for salvation.
Lo, he was granted a new life and learned how to hang.
Scared at first, Wompus was soon filled with Rapture and a sense of purpose.
Proud of his new role, Wompus now requests that all photos be taken, "from my good side."
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