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So, I find this flyer stuck in my front door. "ELECTRICITY BILL." Ok, fine. I'll read you. Wait, huh? Really, ComEd (or "F.E.D.314GOLBALNET")? Really? $3,234?? What, for the year?? Don't think so.
And telling me to turn off "unwanted electricity such as Computers, telivition, etc." ??? Ok, so it's some kind of "Go Green" group?
And what's with the graph? Seriously?? I show it to huzzband. And hear my children trying to stifle hysterical laughter. Whaaaaaaaaat? Slowly I turn...
Buddy Boy and Girlie Girl are high-fiving each other and jumping up and down. They made the flyer. GG wrote the "text" and BB found the graph. It's a seismograph. Of volcanic activity.
I like pudding.
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