My younger, taller, thinner, prettier, funnier sister Dell just sent me this, along with her description:
HOOTER ANGEL...Garth used to put this hawttie on the top of the tree before I met him. Now she is neatly tucked away in the bottom of the Christmas box. Wouldn't this be a killer visual for Phillies after he eats from the Holy brownie tray?
PHILLIES BLUNT, whom Dell(at age 7) created from a sock and a rabbit fur pelt. No, I don't know why we had a rabbit fur pelt. God must have knows Phillies needed hair.
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