I love my Master;
Thus, I perfume myself with
this long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed
Many dogs' butts. I rejoice
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy - come to kill us -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man - come to kill us -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello spot -
Sniff this and weep.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic
I have made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain
Look, world! They strangle me! Ack!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Sleeping here - my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe chasing squirrel.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
The cat is not all
Bad - she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
Dig under fence - Why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend.
Now, always and especially
When you are eating.
My owner's mood is
Romantic. I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
-Author unknown but totally AWESOME.
(Thanks, PD!)
There’s a special day just for celebrating Independent Bookstores and the
people who love them? Yes, Virginia, there is. And it’s this Saturday. Wow,
this is a long title. I should stop now.
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Y’ALL. This Saturday is INDEPENDENT BOOKSTORE DAY and Nowhere Bookshop is
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