Your Daily Joke

Osama Bin Laden decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H.

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides hadn't a clue either, so they sent it to the

FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.

Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.'

1 comment:

  1. Ha ha ha good one!

    A very small part of me is going to miss George Bush for the comedy he inspires.

    Here's another one:

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.

    He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

    "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

    His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

    Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"