In the words of Steve Martin, my literary and comedic idol (and on whom I've been crushin' major since I was 12 -- the first time I read "Cruel Shoes"), I believe George Bush can make this country what it once was...a large Arctic region covered with ice.
Ok, he said it about Ronald Reagan, but hey -- Open quote, insert shrub. I mean Bush. No, SHRUB (That there's what ya call 'literary strategery').
I just wanted to stare at the sun. Is that so wrong? - So the solar eclipse is in a few days and I waited too long so all the glasses you can view the sun with are sold out. I went to Amazon to see the safest ...
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