In the words of Steve Martin, my literary and comedic idol (and on whom I've been crushin' major since I was 12 -- the first time I read "Cruel Shoes"), I believe George Bush can make this country what it once was...a large Arctic region covered with ice.
Ok, he said it about Ronald Reagan, but hey -- Open quote, insert shrub. I mean Bush. No, SHRUB (That there's what ya call 'literary strategery').
Follow up - First up… Secondly, it’s weird how many of you asked for a “Long-distance diarrhea sorcerer” t-shirt. Mainly because I’m not sure how it doesn’t already e...
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