19.1.09

WHY IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK YOUR KID'S HOMEWORK:


Here's a note the teacher received from “mommy” the following day:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic pole dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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12 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    This is very funny. Good stuff for Second City !!

    Better then some of the Que Sera Sara blogs and comments

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  2. JenniferJanuary 20, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Oh, don't you be blasphemin' on my Sara B!

    Thanks for the props, yo.

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  3. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    I was talking about the Neil Gaiman,Amanda Palmer's Abortion Vedio, and My Tummy blog of November27th.

    Sorry maybe she has some good blogs too!

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  4. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Maybe she has some good blogs but the one titled Neil Gaiman,Amanda Palmer's Abortion Video, and My Tummy on November27th was not good!!
    O well guess that's what a blog is all about, opens up discussion.
    Ummm!!

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  5. JenniferJanuary 20, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    Ah. I think everything she writes is great, but I get what you mean.

    How'd you know about Second City??

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  6. UnknownJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    I've learned more about you in the last month then I knew about you in the last 3 years.
    Good Luck !!

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  7. JenniferJanuary 20, 2009 at 9:56 PM

    Thanks so much! I've only been blogging since um...September, I think. It just seems like yeeeaaarrrssss..... :D

    But srsly, SB is a huge talent. Comedy, writing, improv. Ever see the Sara Palin/Diana Heath Bar vids? Put on your Depends, cuz you might pee a little. Hi-larious.

    Thanks for reading! Glad you're a fan!

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  8. UnknownJanuary 21, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    thx for the info.
    Wow you must really think I'm old.
    I'll take your advice and get some depends :D

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  9. JenniferJanuary 21, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    I'm just sayin' - you'll laugh so hard that either a)you'll spew coffee all over your keyboard b)milk will shoot out your nose c)you'll piddle a little.

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  10. JenniferJanuary 21, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    Is this Jim, aka Potter's favorite neighbor? :D

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  11. RobinJanuary 21, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Oh I laughed so hard at this. Nice cover up Mrs Smith. I always knew you were a skank and your child was one in the making ;)

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  12. Ray AvitoJanuary 21, 2009 at 4:49 PM

    Not to crib from Nelson Munch, but it really did look like you were the classiest girl at Classy Girls! This post cracked me up big time.

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