So, this morning I'm helping BuddyBoy study for his "Illinois Constitution" test. Not only does he insist on pronouncing Illinois with a hard "s" at the end, but he keeps saying "Juliet," instead of Joliet. Uh-oh. That's like tossing a ball in front of my dog. Or distracting a raccoon with a shiny object.
ME: Joliet is Juliet's street name. hahaha
ME: Li'l Ro Ro and Joliet! hahaha
ME: Yeah, instead of "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" it's "RoRo! WHERE YOU AT??" hahaha
ME: And instead of the Montagues and the Capulets, it's the Montys and the Fat Caps! Instead of drawing swords, they have a dance-off! hahaha
BRAD: *rolls eyes*
ME: And "Were that I a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek" is "Don't MAKE me smack you with my glove..." hahaha
BRAD: Can I have breakfast now?
Day seven. TRAGEDY STRIKES. - Victor is still in Japan so life is still weird and I’m continuing to share my daily journey with him on instagram. Quick flashback to three days ago if yo...
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