Nine year old Girlie-girl just asked me, "Mom, do we have any honey-roasted nutsacks?"
I would send her to her room, but I'm laughing too hard.
Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last.
Here’s what I want you to know.
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This is not what I wanted to write. I wanted to write about how I’m about
to go on book tour for my new book in a few days. Instead I am writing
about the ...
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"Kids say the darndest things"
ReplyDeleteYes, yes they do. Girlie's "nutsack" comment was followed by: "...or chocolate BALLS? Or BUTTer?" She had her brother rolling off the sofa. Potty-talk kills in my house. :D
ReplyDeleteJesus, that's funny.
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