Nine year old Girlie-girl just asked me, "Mom, do we have any honey-roasted nutsacks?"
I would send her to her room, but I'm laughing too hard.
Happy October, Motherfucker.
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Hailey and their sweetheart came home with a little spooky season surprise
for me. A small metal friend at the door. “Knock knock, motherfucker.” She
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"Kids say the darndest things"
ReplyDeleteYes, yes they do. Girlie's "nutsack" comment was followed by: "...or chocolate BALLS? Or BUTTer?" She had her brother rolling off the sofa. Potty-talk kills in my house. :D
ReplyDeleteJesus, that's funny.
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