Seriously, trying to think of a name that tops Bristol, Track, Willow, Piper and Trig gives me a headache in my eye. Hold on, I have to research something...
...Oh, dear God, the baby-Daddy's name is LEVI. What is going ON up there in Alaska?? I thought it was all manly fishermen, moose and "handsome" women. Now we've got a beauty pageant Governor and kids named after Martha Stewart for KMart paint colors.
That tears it. Oh sure - those brilliant Republican strategists had me and all women figured OUT. I'm a fervent Progressive Liberal and Obama supporter who thinks Hillary would have made a great VP. But because I have a hoo-ha, I couldn't WAIT to vote for the McCain/token vagina ticket.
Yes, I know Palin is a rabid evangelical and says schools should teach Creationism. Yes, I know she has a pageant past and enjoys shooting wolves from helicopters. She's Caribou Barbie and stands for everything I abhor. But she has a va-jay-jay and hey, so do I! That's the ticket for ME.
But now, according to what I've read, Harveys Bristol Cream and Levi Strauss are getting married and I'll bet you a Bible it wasn't Bristol's decision. She's 17. Let's all take a few seconds and try to remember ourselves at 17. .... .... .... Yeah? Got it? I think that's all that needs to be said about that.
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