In the Words of Wallace Shawn...

"INCONCEIVABLE!!"


Monty Python Fat Guy:
"BRING ME A BUCKET!"



Willy Wonka:
"You LOSE! You get NOTHING! Good DAY, Sir!!"


Should the GOP (Geriatric/Ovarian Party) somehow manage to steal this election, I have my appropriate movie quotes ready to go. They're the only sentences I'll be able to form, since I will have consumed twice my body weight in cheap, boxed wine.

But I'm an optimist. By "optimist," I mean "happy drunk." I prefer to imagine a Palin Presidency as a feel-good, family-friendly Disney flick (click the link): http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1831461