"Nucular." She pronounces it, "nucular."
(What's the difference between George Bush and this lady? Sadly, nothing. Ok, breastages, but I'm pretty sure Dubya sports some Texas-sized man-boobs.)
Things would be so much easier if we all adopted the Sarah Palin approach to life: “You know, Mrs. Massengill, I may not answer your “History of Soviet Russia” essay question the way you want me to, but I’m gonna tell you about the time I got drunk and put dog shit in my neighbor's mailbox…”
Now, if you'll excuse me -- my third caffe mocha vodka valium frappalatte is ready. With whip.
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You are hilarious :-) Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteHey, you have to laugh or else you'd slap-a-bitch, right?
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...is her gold necklace a moosehead? LOLOLL!!! Oh my geyad.
ReplyDeleteNOOO!!! Is it??? Laws, I done fell out and caught the vapors. Waitaminute, lemme look --- ok, I see a crawling lizard. Not very Palinesque, is it? So it's gotta be a MOOSEHEAD! Bwaa-haaa! Thanks, Robin!
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