I'm not tall, I'm not grande, I am venting.
With whip...because sometimes you need something light, sweet and fluffy.
I so wanted this to be true...
(Click to enlarge. Funny, but photoshopped.)
I sent it to my Mom, who just called and asked, "Listen, is that picture of Sarah Palin and the little girl with the fuck finger real??"
People, you haven't lived until you've heard your 64 year old Mother say, "fuck finger."
You Daily George: This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen. George Carlin, on SNL
I'm still not entirely sure how I found your blog...but I'm so glad I did. You're hilarious! If Erma Bombeck and George Carlin had produced an illicit love-child, I would imagine that child would write like you.--Ed
The clip of Potter smiling- it's truly priceless! You can see that he clearly wants to smile for you! Love it- and btw- I look @ your blog regularly. It lifts my sprits every time- it's a daily fix of love, peace, hilarity & happiness that we can all use, ecpecially these days. Thanks!--Judy