Loving Husband Who Cooked a Monstrous Breakfast and Takes Offense if We Don't Stuff Ourselves Silly the Second we Roll out of Bed: Babe, why aren't you eating any sausage?
Girly Girl(interrupting): Mom? Are Santa's elves vegetarians?
Buddy Boy(interrupting): No, they eat REINDEER SAUSAGE!
GG: No they don't, because then they'd be CANNIBALS, right Mom?
BB(interrupting): No. A cannibal is someone who eats HIMSELF, right Mom?
GG(interrupting): Mom, you're like Sarah Palin.
MOM(putting down orange juice and picking up Vodka): What??
GG: You know...you never answer any QUESTIONS!
If everyone is bullied then who are the bullies? Answer: Us. I guess? - This week Hailey went to a bullying workshop at her martial arts school and I sat through it and agreed with most of what was said, except that it was miss...
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