Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger III
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The man is a Jedi. Luke Skywalker. Or Han. Possibly Obiwan.
The flight crew? Chewbacca. I mean that in a good way.
But people, seriously. We can put a man on the moon and invent the Sham Wow. Can somebody please come up with a plane that won't get taken out by a bird??
May The Force be with you. Apply directly to forehead.