Because you can buy things like this:
It's an oil painting. Not a giclee print - a real painting. I examined it carefully. I named her Elizabeth. My husband won't let me hang her on the wall, so right now Elizabeth is in my closet. Waiting very patiently, sitting very prettily and smiling. With asparagus in her bows.
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15 years is giant metal chickens. Or sweet stuffed animals. Welcome to the
15th James Garfield Miracle.
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She's beautiful. I dressed up as Queen Elizabeth (the first) a few years ago for Halloween. I spent a small fortune having the dress made and getting the wig and accessories. It was pretty over the top. And convincing I might add, cause people were so shocked to hear a man's deep voice come outta that costume. Heh heh heh...
ReplyDeleteElizabeth knows she is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteAsparagus is her very favorite food and she considers them the most beautiful of vegetables. She gets teased for wearing them in her hair, but she doesn't care. She knows she looks guuuuuud.
David, I know you were the prettiest girl at the ball. :)
PS I lurv you, my little soul monkeh. :)
ReplyDeletePolkadot Monkey has TWO (2) of the
ReplyDelete"Dress Monkey" paintings. In the
closet. Every now and then she sneaks in and admires their polkadot hairbows, then closes the
door. Polkadot is too mortified
to reveal that she bought them. 2
of them. Perhaps coming clean on
your blog will mean I can drag them
out and hang the lovely monkey girls on the wall. P-monk covets
the Asparagus Girlie Monk, however.
And wishes she could have seen David dressed as Queen E.