Because you can buy things like this:
It's an oil painting. Not a giclee print - a real painting. I examined it carefully. I named her Elizabeth. My husband won't let me hang her on the wall, so right now Elizabeth is in my closet. Waiting very patiently, sitting very prettily and smiling. With asparagus in her bows.
Follow up - First up… Secondly, it’s weird how many of you asked for a “Long-distance diarrhea sorcerer” t-shirt. Mainly because I’m not sure how it doesn’t already e...
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