Ok, so "Seinfeld" was/is my favorite show. Remember the "Tweety" episode? Where Jerry and Elaine are sitting next to each other at the opera? And Jerry, without saying a word, places Tweety Pez on Elaine's knee? And she laughs so hard she has to leave?
Yeah, yesterday's piano lessons were like that.
Buddy Boy's trying to play Mozart. Girly Girl's beside me on piano teacher's red sofa, which is very close to piano teacher. Girly Girl is a little bored and a lot evil. Girly Girl, without saying a word or looking at me, places this note in my lap (she's only nine and any dirty double-entendre is completely in the eye of the beholder):
I recover, but not before a little pee comes out.
I hurriedly scrawl, "Yew arr krayzay!" and pass note to Girly Girl, who writes furiously and hands back this:
Girly Girl is going to grow up to be amaaaaaaaazing.
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