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This month's Key Word Searches that landed people on my blog:
I am totally starting a garage band and calling it Crap Ninja Hauler.
Or, My Dog's Crap.
Or, Dogs Crap Ninja. DING!
Dogs Crap Nina's first single? "Bite My Cookie Breakdown." Featuring Steve Martin on banjo. And Rachel Ray on mouth harp. Cuz, you know she'd rock that thing...
To the person who consulted the Googlenets in search of "big boobies blog": I sowwy.
Oh. My favorite keyword search? Ironically, it's also the name of Dogs Crap Ninja's second single, featuring Ciara: "Payback's a Bitch mofo."
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Today they banned my book. It was not the first. It won’t be the last.
Here’s what I want you to know.
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This is not what I wanted to write. I wanted to write about how I’m about
to go on book tour for my new book in a few days. Instead I am writing
about the ...
4 days ago

Hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteMY favorite is "leno with eight babies." I might consider watching him then.
Only if he was breastfeeding them at the time...
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