This month's Key Word Searches that landed people on my blog:
I am totally starting a garage band and calling it Crap Ninja Hauler.
Or, My Dog's Crap.
Or, Dogs Crap Ninja. DING!
Dogs Crap Nina's first single? "Bite My Cookie Breakdown." Featuring Steve Martin on banjo. And Rachel Ray on mouth harp. Cuz, you know she'd rock that thing...
To the person who consulted the Googlenets in search of "big boobies blog": I sowwy.
Oh. My favorite keyword search? Ironically, it's also the name of Dogs Crap Ninja's second single, featuring Ciara: "Payback's a Bitch mofo."
Follow up - First up… Secondly, it’s weird how many of you asked for a “Long-distance diarrhea sorcerer” t-shirt. Mainly because I’m not sure how it doesn’t already e...
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