This month's Key Word Searches that landed people on my blog:
I am totally starting a garage band and calling it Crap Ninja Hauler.
Or, My Dog's Crap.
Or, Dogs Crap Ninja. DING!
Dogs Crap Nina's first single? "Bite My Cookie Breakdown." Featuring Steve Martin on banjo. And Rachel Ray on mouth harp. Cuz, you know she'd rock that thing...
To the person who consulted the Googlenets in search of "big boobies blog": I sowwy.
Oh. My favorite keyword search? Ironically, it's also the name of Dogs Crap Ninja's second single, featuring Ciara: "Payback's a Bitch mofo."
If everyone is bullied then who are the bullies? Answer: Us. I guess? - This week Hailey went to a bullying workshop at her martial arts school and I sat through it and agreed with most of what was said, except that it was miss...
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