I'm not tall, I'm not grande, I am venting.
With whip...because sometimes you need something light, sweet and fluffy.
Love This Guy
Our Guy won. Somewhere, George Carlin is smiling. Or maybe he's still laughing at all of us poor bastards down here. Anyhoo - "Your Daily George" is on hiatus. At least until I again feel the need to summon his wit and wisdom.
So, as a little mental sorbet, I decided last week to quote from "How To Be Popular: You're Never Too Young or Too Old," by Abigail Van Buren(God-rest-her-soul):
YOUR DAILY ABBY: How do you dress?
You don't have to spend a fortune on your wardrobe to be well-dressed. Wear what looks best on YOU, never mind what's 'in.' Avoid extremes; Don't wear clothes that are 'too' anything. I mean, too tight, too loose, too revealing, too 'old' for you, too 'young' for you, too gawdy or too drab.
Let your clothes play up your best features -- and hide your worst. If you're six ax-handles across the rear, avoid skin tight jeans.
People, my new favorite phrase is "six ax-handles across the rear." Abby can bring it! Who knew??
I'm still not entirely sure how I found your blog...but I'm so glad I did. You're hilarious! If Erma Bombeck and George Carlin had produced an illicit love-child, I would imagine that child would write like you.--Ed
The clip of Potter smiling- it's truly priceless! You can see that he clearly wants to smile for you! Love it- and btw- I look @ your blog regularly. It lifts my sprits every time- it's a daily fix of love, peace, hilarity & happiness that we can all use, ecpecially these days. Thanks!--Judy