Why are you looking at me like that? I know, I know -- I was a tad um, *harsh* on her during the campaign (FLASHBACK). But now I just kinda feel sorry for her. A little.
In all seriousness, McCain's campaign didn't do his wife justice. Did you know Cindy used to be a Special Education teacher and worked extensively with Downs Syndrome children? I didn't. Really, we saw more images of Cindy as cold, quiet prop-wife than as the warm, intelligent, compassionate woman she probably (hopefully?) is.
Plus, she's dating Yanni.
Ok, he's really a used car salesman named Dino, but it's a blurry picture and if you squint your eyes a little...the idea of Cindy McCain "caught canoodling" with Yanni is just MUCH more romantic.
Yes, it's the National Enquirer but hey, they were right about John Edwards.
Doesn't bother me one bit. I mean, if THIS STORY is true, Cindy can have all the Dinos she wants. But girlfriend, upgrade to a more luxury model -- one with some fine, Corinthian leather, perhaps? You deserve it!
So, here's a shout-out to Cindy McCain. This might be kind of a rough week for you? Come hang with my fam. for Thanksgiving. My kids are great and I'm a fabulous cook. But it's gonna be a tofu turkey this year. Cuz, you know, bean curd don't struggle and scream when you force it into a chipper shredder.
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omg hilarious!
ReplyDeleteCindy McCain worked special ed? Bless her tranny heart!
ReplyDeleteYeah, and if McCain really did call her "the C-word," she should have lobbed another c-word back at him: "CURB." As in, "I'm kickin' you to it, Mister Man!"
ReplyDeleteI've always thought she looked like a deer caught in the headlights. She seems so lonely.
ReplyDeleteConsidering McCain was cheating on his first wife when they started 'dating', I think she's been alone awhile....
Yep, me too. I'd like to think she's a really warm person and McCain's campaign managers just didn't put her in a good light. Cuz they were idiots. Karl Rove, I see you trying to walk out of the room.. I'm talking to you and your minions, mister!
ReplyDeleteI wanna to have Cindy over for coffee and pie. I'd win her over and she'd let me give her a makeover. First, I'd take her to my colorist and make her a warmer blond. Then it's off to the Bobbi Brown girls at Nordstrom for a neutral eye, softer pink blush and definitely lighter lipstick(dark reds are sooo aging). Ok, clothes. Those harshly tailored suits gotta go, girlfriend! I wanna put her in a big, bulky but soft fisherman's sweater, some faded but fitted jeans and boots. Brown leather.
Dear God, I've been watching too much TLC.