7.11.08

Aussies ROCK!

Today's Daily Joke is brought to you by TRISH, my Aussie friend and author of the blogtastic "Light. Sweet. Crude"(in Australia, do people laugh backwards?):
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?

George, it's been fun. Lotsa laughs. A brazillion.
*sniff* I sure am gonna miss that little shrub.
Oh. I just had an unfortuate visual of Shrubby with a "brazilian." *shudder*

7 comments:

  1. !!!AAH AAH ELGGIG ELGGIG TRONS AAAHH

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  2. A new study shows that bullies are people who realize their ineffectiveness at provoking positive human emotion and so they begin provoking negative emotions. Even when I agree with you, you are so mean that you make my me feel sick.

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  3. Thank you for telling me how you feel. Really, I appreciate your input.

    PS My Dad can beat up your Dad. ;)

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  4. That was funny, what's up with the jackass guy making the comments? Apparently you got to him! good for you. Freedom of press.

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  5. As my son said, "He must be a McCain fan." :D

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  6. wait, that dude thinks you're mean? wtf? He sounds like the bully to me.

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