Wompus was a happy little doggeh chew toy, until he met his new chewer, Potter.
This is definitely an "after:"
Trying to maintain a little dignity.
Wompus grew weary of hearing,
"You remind me of the disemboweling scene from Braveheart!" And so Wompus begged for salvation.
Lo, he was granted a new life and learned how to hang.
Scared at first, Wompus was soon filled with Rapture and a sense of purpose.
Proud of his new role, Wompus now requests that all photos be taken, "from my good side."
I’m too high to write this but I’m going to anyway. - So yesterday I thought it would be fun to leave free books around town and then post pictures of them so people could find them, and I finished one drop… …...
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