Wompus was a happy little doggeh chew toy, until he met his new chewer, Potter.
This is definitely an "after:"
Trying to maintain a little dignity.
Wompus grew weary of hearing,
"You remind me of the disemboweling scene from Braveheart!" And so Wompus begged for salvation.
Lo, he was granted a new life and learned how to hang.
Scared at first, Wompus was soon filled with Rapture and a sense of purpose.
Proud of his new role, Wompus now requests that all photos be taken, "from my good side."
Worth doing. - Worth doing.
15 hours ago