GIRLY GIRL: What did the beaver say when he ran into the wall?"
MOM: I dunno, what?
GG: DAM! *cracks herself up*
MOM AND BUDDY BOY:
Not one to pass up a do-it-yourself joke opportunity, I quickly followed with:
MOM: What did the boy dog say to the girl dog?
GG and BB: What??
MOM: 'Hi, bitch!' *cracks up; slaps knee in appreciation of own awesomeness*
MOM: Because, you see, a 'bitch' is actually a female dog! Get it?? HA-HA!
GG: QUARTER IN THE POT!! *
* refers to "Mom's Swear Jar," which is currently out-performing Mom's 401K
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